Blame Telecom
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The routing's changed
Delays are getting more
The routers won't route packets
They just drop them on the floor
Should we blame the internet?
Or blame it on the spam?
Or should we blame the users surfing porn?
No, blame Telecom
Blame Telecom
With their services so overpriced
And all their ads so full of lies
Blame Telecom
Blame Telecom
We need to form a full assault
It's Telecom's fault
Don't blame me 
For your slow pings
It's Telecom's network 
That's a soggy piece of string
And my squid proxy once
Could fetch web pages in a flash
But now all it can do is cause your browser to crash
Well, blame Telecom
Blame Telecom
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Telecom came along
Blame Telecom
Blame Telecom
They're not even a real Telco anyway
Oh I could've web surfed or downloaded, once
Instead to see this page I might have to wait all month
Should we blame the routers?
Should we blame the cache?
Or throw our desktop system in the trash?
Heck no!
Blame Telecom
Blame Telecom
With their Xtra hubbabaloo
And that b*tch Teresa too
Blame Telecom
Shame on Telecom
Packet loss we must stop
The lag we must smash
Pictures and sound
Must come back around
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!